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I seen a blind guy bite a police horse!
A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!
I once bit into a Merino and there was a child’s shoe in it!
I seen a hooker eat a tire!
A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s!
The sewer people stole my skateboard!
The projects I lived in was named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time!
I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!